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How LinkedIn Messaging Is Killing the Professional Networking Game
You shouldn’t have to dodge wrenches
Ahh, LinkedIn. A place where professionals could once network, sans the typical spam content that flooded our email inboxes. A place where we have to duck, dive and dodge sneaky salespeople and beggars to get a few minutes of pro-time in.
The best way I can explain LinkedIn messaging is this: Have you ever seen the movie Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story? If you haven’t, you missed out on one of life’s hilarious pleasures, or possibly 92 minutes of life you’ll never get back.
To save his gym, Peter LaFleur (Vince Vaughn) forms a Dodgeball team to enter a Las Vegas tournament with a $50,000 prize purse. After watching a 1950s-era training video on the sport, the team lures dodgeball legend Patches O’Houlihan (Rip Torn) to coach them. Torn amped up Patches’ character to a whole new level of wacky, uttering ridiculous sayings that ultimately landed in memes and gifs.
With a comedic, grassroots approach, Patches teaches the team to dive, duck and dodge the most ridiculous objects, including a wrench.
